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T-That's okay. Editor-in-chief, you can just pretend you didn't see anything.

I thought that playing a South Wind Round in the middle of the night is already the limit. It seems that the sleeping problem is quite serious.

Maybe it's too hot recently. Even the plants look like they are withering.

"Top 10 Pajama Party Scenes That Will Make You Say OMG!"

The title isn't bad at all. I can think of a position that's perfect for you when you report to the magazine tomorrow. Hehe! Talent! You're jealous, aren't you? Start training with me tomorrow, and you'll be able to be like me too!

My gut feeling is that this pajama party will be a newsworthy event.

Big news scoops seem to follow you wherever you go. Shouldn't you reflect on the reason?

[tag]#LazyPajamaParty[/tag] There are still two days until the event starts. I heard from my housewive friends that when you can't make up your mind, you can take a chance and ask everyone on CatChat to help you decide. Try it out today. Which outfit is better for the Lazy Pajama Party today?

The red one promotes good fortune, while the purple one promotes good health.

Oh, thank you for the advice, Miss Kaavi. These two options are even more attractive and difficult to choose from now.

Both of them are very suitable for Mrs. Kitami... I can't decide... I'm sorry...

Let me think carefully about which one I should vote for!

Oh, thank you so much, {name}. Your one vote is worth 10,000 votes in my mind.

So... Did asking your online friends work?

Oh, I think it worked well. Didn't it manage to attract your attention, {name}?

[tag]#LazyPajamaParty[/tag] The grander the event, the easier it is to be targeted by criminals! As the Witch of Justice, I can't be absent!
However... I haven't bought suitable pajamas for the Red Panda Squad yet... I don't think others will notice it if I hide them under my nightdress, right?

Hmm, Liisa Liisa also thinks it's super annoying not to be able to find a suitable style for Shaun in the shops of One Han City... Do you want to make them yourself?

Ahaha, maybe... I can try.

Miss Yuzu, do you have a secret that allows you to have three ninja pets at the same time? Can you teach me?

N-Ninja pets? Hmm... This seems like an amazing thing. Doesn't that mean I can communicate with the Red Panda Squad with my heart?

Ahhhh! I was drawn! I get to go to the pajama party! Please smuggle in the members of the Red Panda Squad. I want to pat them until they become bald!

I feel so jealous about you being able to play with the Red Panda Squad members in close proximity!

Hey! P-Please don't do anything that'll hurt the Red Panda Squad!

In comics, witches all seem to be tall and well-endowed. If that's true... the mysterious fortune teller in One Han City seems to be more in line with the image.

Your message really matches your ID.

The last time I met someone so reckless was last time.

I don't know what to say. Send it off well.

According to the Law of the Witches No. 25, taking action against law-abiding civilians is prohibited. You need to be extra careful in the upcoming days. Don't let me catch you violating the rules!

Yuzu, is there room for me to hide in your nightdress?

Umm... {name}, how long do you think my nightdress is? Your imagination is a little scary. Such a fearsome imagination is usually a breeding ground for evil!

An idea, you can use invisibility magic to "smuggle" in the members of the Red Panda Squad.

According to the Law of the Witches No. 25, witches can't use magic to do anything that violates the rules.

No. 25 above clearly says that "taking action against law-abiding civilians is prohibited."

Hey! It-it's No. 26!

[tag]#LazyPajamaParty[/tag] I can't believe I was drawn. Since Éternité isn't that busy recently, I'm planning to go to the party. Hmm... I'll place a fluffy bear here and hope it'll help me find a teammate for the pillow fight. I'll try not to hold others back.

You can trust me to take care of the café. Please take part in the "battle" and leave everything else to me.

Thank you, Hinata. Hmm, if there's anything that is too difficult to handle, you can ask my uncle for help. He should be at the café these days.

Are you the manager of Éternité? Can you tell me where the handsome silver-haired guy in black who was working part-time went?

Are you referring to Mr. A? Sorry, I don't really know either, but I also hope he'll come back sooner. After all, he's Éternité's only 7-Star employee.

T-Teammate? The pillow fight is a team battle?

Miss Chiori's teammate is... No, her teammate can only be me.

Ahaha... I knew that Chiori wouldn't read the rules carefully.

Riu is usually the one who does this type of thing. Even if Riu is on leave, there's still the commoner, {name}. Isn't it normal for me to not know? T-There's nothing wrong with my reading abilities.

In that case, it looks like my wish to become partners with you will fall through.

As the manager of Éternité, I believe that Reina won't hold anyone back.

It looks like I need to try harder to live up to your trust, {name}.

Willing to purchase an invitation to the event for a high price. I want to team up with you, Reina!

I never thought I would win, or else I would have dragged you along with me to make a draw, {name}. Super disappointed.jpg

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I heard Mr. Kobyashi who comes to play mahjong at the shrine say that... it was because he confessed his love to his crush during a truth or dare game at a pajama party organized by his company that he managed to get married to his wife.
I think this story is so romantic... A pajama party may be a good opportunity to confess your love to the person you like.

I see! I've found another way to get couples to get together. You humans sure are careless to not include this in the book "99 Tricks of Confessing."

The book you wanted to borrow last time is here. Do you still want it?

Yes, please leave one for me. I'll get it from you tomorrow... Thank you for running around everywhere for me. I feel bad about it.

Don't worry about it. I'll be passing by the Temple of Moons tonight, so I'll bring it to you.

Mai, is there someone you want to confess your love to?

U-Um, Master, you should know the answer to this question...

This time's Lazy Pajama Party is so popular.

Master, are you also interested in this event? Next time... If you want to participate in it, please choose me as your partner...

There's still some time until the pillow fight breakout begins. What should I do?

You should eat something! You can't fight on an empty stomach, nyaa!

If you don't know what to do, Reina, would you like to come here and listen to a story?

Oh, that sounds like a great idea.

You should naturally log in and play a mahjong match online on your phone. We just need one more player!

You and I are thinking of the same thing. {name}, what's the room number?

Reina, have you already found a teammate for the pillow fight?

Hehe... Reina's teammate is here. Wait for the good news about us becoming the champions!

Pillow fights aren't really my thing. Fortunately, the organizer thoughtfully prepared a story-reading session instead. Although the kids love my bedtime stories, I still get a little nervous when I think about speaking in front of so many people I'm meeting for the first time.
Since there's still time, I should review the storybooks and choose one that is most suitable for the reading session.

..."Mahjong Soul Story," I remember this is a book of fables related to mahjong. Did you bring this yourself?

One of the staff brought it here for me. If you need any help, you can reach out to them too.

That's not what I mean... Um... It's nothing... I haven't heard these types of fables in a long time. It should be nice to hear them once in a while. I'm looking forward to it.

Before I enlarged the image, I thought it was "The Comprehensive Book of Mahjong Schemes..."

I've read this book. There's a story called "The South Wind Round between the Fox and the Hyena." It's really memorable.

Thanks for the recommendation. That's very helpful.

The Fox and the Hyena... That makes me think of the cute [tag]@Wanjirou[/tag] Woof!

[tag]@Ein[/tag]

You made a mistake, woof. It should be [tag]@Musa[/tag].

Huh? Shouldn't it be [tag]@Zechs[/tag]?

The replies here are so complicated...

Don't complain about it yourself, woof...

People usually choose to tell a horror story in the story session of a pajama party.

I see, so that's what Miss Onodera meant. Thanks for your reminder. It's not too late to change directions now.

The pillow fight is a big part of a pajama party. Are you sure you don't want to try it?

If you're here, I think I can reconsider it.

Although I'm sitting in the classroom, my heart has already flown to the pajama party.
Why do I still have to attend tutoring classes alone in this classroom even though school is already over?

Hey, I'm also...

Ah! I'm sorry! I didn't see you. I thought you had already gone home.

Don't give up, Liisa Liisa. You can ask me anything you don't understand. PS: I don't think you want to ask the vice president.

That's for sure!

According to my calculations, it's because a certain someone failed another subject, right?

Since when did Mr. Wolf learn to make such calculations? Oh no! Doesn't that mean I have no secrets from you?!

Has your tutoring class ended yet? I'll come pick you up later.

I heard that the stud farm in the suburbs can provide Shaun with the freshest fodder. Mr. Wolf, will you go there with me?

Eh... I can't believe it! Our Team Yuzurenai lost in the semi-quarters and didn't make it to the finals. The Witch of Justice has failed again...

We might have had a chance if I could've blocked their final attack...

I already had a bad feeling when I saw the opponent insist on wearing a rabbit headband. I just didn't expect... Sigh...

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What a good child. You're helping out because you know your teacher is having a hard time choosing a topic.

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The situation is more intense than I expected.

The pillow fights in the other groups are far more tragic. Team Yuzurenai had to take down many pillows to get to the final eight.

It looks like Master really wants to take part. Why don't we just organize a pillow fight competition at the Mahjong Soul Shrine, nyaa? [tag]@Wanjirou[/tag]

I have good reason to suspect that you're just using me as an excuse to have a pillow fight competition...

Are you sure you want that? The pillows of the shrine are all filled with buckwheat, woof.

Team Yuzurenai... If something affected the magic, I would say it's the weird punny name.

Eh... {name}, I'm surprised that you're against our team name. I'm just as surprised about that as us getting knocked out in the final eight!

The consequence of exercising too much is how your muscles usually protest after you wake up... My hands are shaking so much I can't do any latte art.

Hahaha! At first glance, I thought this is a picture of when I first started making coffee in the previous summer promotion! Wait for me to get off school! I'll come to help you right away!

Thanks! I'm so happy you're willing to help me.

Retrieved information: Lazy pajama parties are likely to cause mechanical overload protection. KR-976's assessment of the risk level of this activity: High.

Try to apply a heat compress where you're feeling sore. It'll soothe your aching muscles.

Yes! I tried what you said, {name}, and it really seems to work.

Reina, it looks like you need more exercise. I'll be responsible for checking up on you in the future.

Oh no! Is it too late to recall this CatChat message?

Urgh... Even a friend of justice gets sleepy. You need to get enough sleep to be able to step up when you're needed.

It's normal to sleep a lot when your body is growing. Oh, I almost forgot. You're past that age already.

Someone who is smart can see your cunning heart under your skin, so don't be too pleased with yourself just yet!

You care about that so much? Do you want me to tell you your fortune? I can give you a 1% discount since we're classmates.

What mischief are you up to this time? The Witch of Justice won't get fooled by you!

Friends of justice have given many likes... If we put these on display at the recruitment event, many students should be willing to join the pastry club.

The president sounds like an evil adult, ahaha.

The lovely red pandas healed my heart that was hurt by the painful defeat I just suffered. I think I'm ready again. South Wind, four players, 2,100 points. Play with me!

I have -1,300 points... Do you feel better after hearing that?

Can you carry me? We'll just peck at each other for one round.

You slept so well. You're making me feel sleepy too.

This is pandapan and pandapen! {name}, it looks like you can't tell the members of the Red Panda Squad apart yet. You'll hurt their feelings, so I can't sit back and do nothing!

The members of the Red Panda Squad all look a little... rounded... Are they overweight? (Oh no, can I even say that?)

(I think it should be okay...) (Looks guiltily at the sleeping Red Panda Squad) (Hesitates) What about... we weigh the members of the Red Panda Squad later tonight?

Since when did you start using these old lines?

Are you surprised? A witch needs to know old magic and old lines too! Haha!

Congratulations to Team Sauce Brewers for winning the lazy pajama party pillow fight!
Both winners will receive many benefits from the SAMU Corporation and the final prize of 880,000 Coppers!

Congratulations!

Congratulations to Team Sauce Brewers! One of the many benefits is a photo with Kana's autograph!

So SAMU Corporation is the organizer of the lazy pajama party?!

A careless and slow worker like you would be fired in most work situations, but somehow I'm not at all surprised by your question. I guess I'm used to it by now.

What amazing rewards. It would be better if Jade is given out instead of Coppers though.

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The next time you get an idea like this, you can submit a request in my office in advance.

The six of us went to eat at a restaurant, but the waiter gave us seven pairs of chopsticks.
After realizing the mistake, the waiter apologized sincerely for getting the number of people wrong and took away two pairs of chopsticks.

That's really scary when you think about it...

After that, the waiter gave us a set of knives and forks because there was a Westerner who couldn't use chopsticks with us.

I silently wipe off the cold sweat on my forehead. QWQ Thanks... I'm not so scared now after seeing your reply.

...There's a question I've wanted to ask you for a while now. Are the vice president and Miss Kisaragi from the infirmary really siblings?

They are cousins, but Ren's personality is more boring. If you have other gatherings like this pajama party, I hope you'll all invite him. It'll be even better if you invite him to sports activities.

Please don't say unnecessary things, cousin...

Posting a ghost story so suddenly... Blink if you've been kidnapped.

Are you sure you can see it if I blink now? Please don't suddenly tell a ghost story in the comments.

So... Who is that person who seems invisible sometimes but can't be ignored at other times?

You're being curious about the wrong things.

Translate this for me: {name}, shouldn't you be worried about whether we're okay first? This is a SUPER SCARY incident!

Um... Are you okay then? (Something is strange about this.jpg)

Well, I was a little scared, but I'm no longer scared now after {name}, the sweetest person in the world, expressed concern for me.

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C:\Users\KR-976>"Lazy Pajama Party" File
Time of Record...: 10:37 pm.
Recorded Incident...: KR-976 played a mahjong match online to observe humans and won the match with 52,000 points.

What's the logical relationship between the title and contents of the file and the "lazy pajama party?"

Automatic reply by KR-976: Charging.

What's the logical relationship between the title and contents of the file and the "lazy pajama party?"

Automatic reply by KR-976: Charging.

What's the logical relationship between the title and contents of the file and the "lazy pajama party?"

Automatic reply by KR-976: Charging.

Reply: A bug occurred while executing ctrl+c and ctrl+v. Please ignore it.

Since Anju is also online, why don't we play a few rounds of friendly matches?

Automatic reply by KR-976: Charging.

Reply: KR-976 has received an invitation from {name} and automatically started finding an evenly-matched opponent for {name}.

Warning! Warning! No evenly-matched opponents found. {name}, please expand the scope of the search.

Please don't cleverly make it seem like I'm good at mahjong when the fact is that you don't have many friends!

A special pillow fight just ended here.
George won the fight against the smelly bugs and became the champion, so all I can do now is sit outside the tent and look at the stars.

A new show? No wonder I haven't seen you playing mahjong at the shrine recently.

The recording is almost over. I should be returning to One Han City in another day or two.

I saw someone wearing pajamas printed with Mr. Joseph's face on it earlier at the party. That person must be a true fan.

... Really? Wearing a mugshot of me while participating in a pillow fight and taking a beating? This love is a bit deep, ahaha.

This is a CatChat with a deep meaning.

Haha, to avoid being hunted by ferocious beasts during my previous adventures, I even smeared bedbug juice all over my clothes... Urgh... That's definitely a memory I don't want to recall.

Well, where's George?

Haha, George is still inside the tent, enjoying the feeling of winning.

Pillows and fighting—
The combination of these two words that have nothing to do with each other has miraculously healed people's hearts.
Even being sandwiched between enemies doesn't mean you'll get hurt. In the worst-case scenario, you'll fall headfirst onto a soft bed.

Amazing! I actually saw myself in a photo!

Haha, fate is a really magical thing. I only made that realization recently when I was going through photos.

The world would be a lot simpler if everything could be resolved with such a gentle way of fighting.

A gentle way of fighting... I like how descriptive this short phrase is. Mr. Saturne, which word in this phrase are you really interested in?

When was this photo taken? It doesn't look like it was taken around One Han City.

It was taken when I was passing through a small town on a trip when I first started. The local people celebrated the harvest by having pillow fights, which was a really novel experience.

If you're interested, we can go there again together in the future.

I'm more curious about whether you participated in this fight, Sammir.

I participated in it and I received a "Pillow King" title ribbon personally from the local mayor, which was a wonderful experience. When we meet up next time, I'll read you a poem about these memories.

Missing Person Notice—Which cutie sent this big and soft pillow to me?
The moment I saw the 7 Pin, I thought of the round with the deal-in yesterday... Ahaha.

Ehhh... I never thought this 7 Pin that I randomly picked would remind you of such a tragic story. My witch's instinct is sinful indeed.

So this is a present from Yuzu? I love it. It feels so warm and cuddly in my arms, and it looks perfect for when I want to take a nap on my desk in the morning.

Although it's a very practical gift for you, please don't sleep whenever, wherever while at work.

Hey! You've known {name} for so long. Why haven't you learned to be flexible and lovable at all?!

Even {name} knows that it's common sense to try not to get caught when slacking off.

Vice president, {name} can see that even if this is Miss Kisaragi's comments section. [tag]@{name}[/tag]

Nice!

There's suddenly a challenger for Smokey's position.

That's not possible. Smokey will always be the most comfortable to hold in one's arms when sleeping. But the position of {name}, who is currently second best is slightly threatened. Do you want to do something to strengthen your position?

I want to report someone for framing me in the comments section. I never slack off!

I knew the comment would be seen.

I knew the comment would be seen.

I knew the comment would be seen.

I'm curious about how you can type that so confidently.

The comment was seen after all... Umm, the formation is messed up now.

[tag]#LazyPajamaParty[/tag] I never expected the ruckus at the party is still a trending topic on CatChat a few days after the pajama party...
Never gonna give you up never gonna disappoint you…

Never gonna get disheartened and abandon you...

Never gonna make you cry, I'm always on your team...

Never gonna tell a lie or laugh about your dream...

You're so amazing, {name}. You can blend in perfectly regardless of the topic.

Why does this CatChat have audio?!

It might... even have a video.

I just swiped to this CatChat, nyaa. I saw in the comments that there was a dessert buffet at the pajama party. I'm suddenly regretting not participating in the event, nyaa... I'm hungry, nyaa.

I can prove that this is indeed the dessert station at the event. The chestnut cake in the upper right corner of the photo tastes quite special. Aha! I suddenly have an idea for a new dessert at Éternité!

Please let me test its taste for you, nyaa!

So the priestess likes desserts. I'll make some extra desserts and take them to Mahjong Soul Shrine for you next time.

This shorty doesn't just like desserts. She likes anything as long as it's food.

You bad rabbit! Mrs. Kitami is talking to me, nyaa! You're not allowed to butt in!

Hahaha, you're getting upset.

Ah—!

[tag]@Wanjirou[/tag] Um... Mr. Wanjirou, about this...

Don't mind it. It'll be okay once you get used to it, woof.

You just had three servings of pancakes, five skewers of hanami dango, and a big hawthorn milkshake!

It's because the afternoon tea Master ordered today gave me such a good appetite, nyaa...

If you're hungry, come out and eat. We can think about what we should eat.

Woohoo! I knew it! Master is the best, nyaa! I'll come after I finish this last pancake. There's only one bite left, nyaa!

Repeat after me loudly: Éternité's summer sale is back and better than ever! We have new summer specials! We have gorgeous staff uniforms! We have three lovely young waitresses! Come visit us now!

Pfft! You actually chose this version for the post.

Yes! Because this version is so cute. It's definitely not because Catchat messages are difficult to write(?).

The result is pretty good judging from the number of shares and forwards you've got. I've learned something from this...

It's great that you can help out, Miss Ninomiya! We'll be relying on you this summer.

That's right! Come and have a wonderful summer with our youthful and energetic waitresses (me and the two ladies above me)!

I can't wait to go already (to see the wonderful waitresses)!

Aha! Now I know exactly what you want to do, {name}. I'll be protecting all my staff, hehe!

I get all that, but what's with the bold tone all of the sudden...?

Oh, {name}, you noticed. Hehe, actually, this is the handiwork of a new part-time employee. Everyone wants the marketing text to have the energy of summer.

{name}, what do you think about the marketing text?

The first day of business was a great success! If you ignore my messy hair and the mop in my hand, I think this look deserves at least 90 points!

90 points is an injustice to Nana's beauty! As the owner, I give you 100 points.

The way how you're making the V pose at the camera so confidently... You're so dazzling that I feel embarrassed for you...

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. You're the one who looks a little stiff, Hana.

Smile! I know what I'll do. I'll take a dazzling photo for you tomorrow too!

Boss, I want to take tomorrow off. You can see this message, right?

Is the hem of the sleeves too wide and causing problems? Please let me know if it needs to be adjusted.

(hug) I haven't had any problems yet!

You look so good I thought this was taken just after you opened in the morning! This is amazing! How did you do this?

Hehe! Talent! You're jealous, aren't you? Start training with me tomorrow, and you'll be able to be like me too!

The first day of the promotion is usually the busiest. Good job!

Well, it seems okay to me, but since that's what our junior is saying, it feels wrong to not get some benefits while I can. Why don't you come and take a group photo for us tomorrow? I mean, we don't always wear such cute uniforms!

What I think I look like at work VS What I really look like with no filters.
I need to try harder.

It was great today! I never realized a member of the gardening club can be so tough. I'm so amazed.

Yea, I noticed that a lot of people ordered the mulberry special drink today. I almost couldn't respond to their orders in time.

I heard the customers all ordered it because it's being recommended on the Internet. Um... We're going to need to prepare more materials tomorrow.

OMG, how can you enlarge your own photo like that? I mean, I want to see the original HD photo!

My skirt was a little messy in the original... Let me see... Oh, my break is over. I better get back to serving customers. Chat later.

Haha, but the design of this uniform suits you well. You look great.

I just knew you would like this uniform, {name}. It also indirectly explains why so many people were staring at me today. You've got a good eye I can trust, {name}.

O night that hides behind day, I summon thee to be my garment of destiny, so that on weekday afternoons when that deadly force need not be unsealed, ye can guard the order of the world alone and eternally.

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Reply to all: A cat with "chunibyo" accidentally pressed my phone. Please ignore that.

...It sounds like a cat with quite a personality.

Yes, and it has two faces.

Really? I don't believe you.

Um... What do you want me to do before you'll "believe" me, {name}?

In this world where we must keep walking, my sister and I ultimately chose different paths. What will you choose?

The cocktail-style cold-brew special drinks you provided yesterday were really popular, Mr. Shinomiya. You should come over more often when you're free.

I'm glad everyone liked them. Speaking of which, these drinks are all non-alcoholic, so everyone can enjoy them.

I couldn't find you anywhere, Shinomiya! So you were at Éternité. I upgraded the last one. You'll be satisfied this time!

...Thank you for your hard work. Please contact my manager in the future.

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Since when did you have a manager?

@{name}

Oh? So you came by the café today?

I came in the afternoon but didn't bother you because you were busy. I need to shoot off right now, but I'll come back to pick you up when you get off work.

Coffee in the morning and alcohol at night—only children need to make choices.

I didn't expect that from you, {name}. It looks like I'll need to mix some special flavors tonight so you'll really be forced to make a real choice.

I look up at the writer of the post, and I know the answer. I choose 2.

Why do I get the feeling of a conspiracy from this answer? Don't worry though, a good man knows when to pretend to be stupid and enjoy the happiness of being chosen.

Who stole my sleep? Oh, I know... It's because I didn't want to waste anything and drank all the coffee I made to practice latte art.

Ah! I woke up in the middle of the night and looked at the time... Nana, you should sleep in tomorrow morning. You can come in later —I won't dock your pay.

Thanks, boss!!! But you don't need to worry about me. I can make it!

There's only so much caffeine a person can take. Don't do this again. Drink some warm milk to relax.

I don't have any warm milk at home. Can I have yogurt instead? Speaking of which, why is our junior still awake?

Junior? Are you still there?

Don't tell me you fell asleep after replying to my message! Damn... Will I have to survive this quiet night alone after all?

If you can't sleep, why don't you do something relaxing? Something like playing a South Wind round.

Junior, are you sure that's something relaxing?

I declare that Kana is now officially the non-official spokesperson of this mulberry special coffee!

Ahhhhhhhh! Which café is this? I'm coming to see you!!!

Catchat has become harder and harder to use. I'm using eye protection mode, but Kana is still shining like the sun!

I'm sleeping on a 300-square-meter big bed when 500 handsome butlers standing outside my room shout in unison: "Master, your favorite Kana has posted a message on Catchat. She is so beautiful and dazzling today that I guarantee you'll go crazy over her!"

@ReinaNanami I know why the mulberry special drink is so popular now.

So you are the one responsible for making me miss out on the mulberry special drink today?!

It's your fault for getting there too late, {name}. It's common sense to queue up for such a delicious summer drink as soon as you can.

Everyone, look—it's this person again! This mysterious person always appears in Kana's comments section and always manages to get Kana to comment!

Will Kana notice me if I make a spot for myself here? *tears*

She will!